Merry Christmas to all in advance :p Here are some funny Christmas quotes I saw it from internet.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.
Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
John Cleese, “Mony Python”
There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.